October 2009
1 post
September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
3 posts
Urban Pencil Inspector →
July 2009
9 posts
Syndicated Knitting Needles →
Best of SMUD: Concert Listings Concert Listings: March 16-22, 2008 Concert Listings: Dates TBA Concert Listings: April 27, 2008 Not Now Playing Ever Again 4 Concerts You Forgot…
Linguini Hotel →
If the names of credit cards replaced expletives: My CitiBanking knee feels like it’s going to saute some root vegetables in a rich broth made of discarded bicycle tires and fermented cockroach…
How to Pull Your Car Over for Police →
Introduction If you’ve ever been pulled over by a lepidopterist, then it’s clear that you have a bad case of ‘helicopter legs.’ Regardless the reason, you’ll fare better by passing a couple of…
Twitcam - newslettergal →
Twitcam can be a little bit confusing especially if there are imaginary monkeys in the room.
Three-Legged Sedan →
Bipolar Giraffe Wardrobe →
Chuckle Sprouts →
Clothes for disabled people →
The Zh Sound →
June 2009
5 posts
God Caught on Video →
March 2009
1 post
From The Diary of Dave Saylight →
“Daylight Savings Time doesn’t really impact me on a Sunday. I get up late anyway. I just hate it when it happens on a Wednesday. Wednesday is hump day!” ~ Chris Farley “Daylight Savings Time…
February 2009
5 posts
Battery Calibration Clinic →
Odorless Hybrid Telephone →
Malignant Pony Handrail →
Arthritic Trout Panties →
January 2009
13 posts
Candied Cabbage Code →
You Can't Give Advice To A Dead Panda Bear →
Planes Trains And Commuter Glue →
Airplane Glue And The Commuter Train Incident →
The Rabid Goose And The Dead Badger →
Portuguese Fan Blade Welder →
Ice Wine and Pocket Lint →
California Is All Out Of Envelopes →
Guernsey Mutation →
Juniper Sand Castles →
Square Peanut Butter Vacuum Bags →
701 Ways to Get Your Grandmother To Stop Chewing... →
Where are they now?
Leonard Nimoy, star of ‘Dancing with Latex Mittens,’ has been seen recently wearing trousers and trimming his unsightly moustache with Kevin Broomassembler, lead guitarist…
December 2008
26 posts
Beef Free Taxi Cab →
Quick, hurry, before everything changes into something else, let’s play: What Am I? I weigh 11 pounds. What am I?
John Candy (Figures are approximate since he’s dead.) When you’re near me,…
Avuncular Meat Puppet →
Heirloom Curmudgeon →
4 Concerts You Forgot To Go To In 1972 →
Earl Haqqaq & The 63# Nasal Discharge Unit featuring Mya Tulips on the organ Free baby gorilla for everyone under the influence of carborundum. Major Urinal Turnpike Accelerators They wear…
Sardonic Brain Kleenex →
Praetorian Wetsuit →
Lean Back and Smell →
Left Turn Leopard →
Radiology Semantics →
Sacramental Slacks →
Absolute Ham Dance →